There comes a time in the life of every political commentator when one is forced to sit back and to rethink one’s position on the major issues surrounding the world. Then there are other times when they are forced to wonder something even more important – how can I make fun of this? Certain events that happen in this world are so hopelessly stupid that it’s just beyond the ability to be satirized. It is beyond the possibility of being parodied in any significant way. Some events are so ridiculous that to even try and make fun of them makes you look stupid for your efforts, because they are that dumb.
Governor Rick Perry, of the state of Texas, has finally decided to completely abandon rational thought of any kind, and go off the train of crazy into a different universe where humanity has even less sense. He has announced an event that is going to happen on August 6, 2011, in Houston, Texas, where people will gather in a massive stadium and all pray for America’s problems to be solved. He has said that these problems are just “too big” for people to solve, so he wants as many people as he can get, to come to the Reliant Stadium, to pray for America’s problems to go away. He is basically saying that we should just abandon our human efforts to fix things, and instead just hope some supreme being does it.
Forget the fact that this flies in the face of the First Amendment of the Constitution of this country. Forget that this is not the first time that he has done something like this (does anybody remember the Pray for Rain days?). Forget that this is insulting to all the people of this country who aren’t Christian, who could be Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, you name it. Forget all the very good logical arguments against this for a moment. Instead, think about this – how stupid is this?! How ridiculously stupid is this plan and everything that it represents?
The GOP, or as Politicususa calls them, “God’s Own Party,” has been morea nd more embracing the radical Christian fundamentalist right-wing of this country. It is no surprise that they are against women’s reproductive rights, for the military, or for having this country be recognized as a “Christian nation.” These things are all perfectly understandable. They are ridiculous and unintelligible, but they at least make sense. But this little day-long event is just the icing on the cake of the intellectually void nature that Texas seems to want to pass on.
I mean, read for yourself what Perry said about his event –
We believe that America is in a state of crisis. Not just politically, financially or morally, but because we are a nation that has not honored God in our successes or humbly called on Him in our struggles. According to the Bible, the answer to a nation in such crisis is to gather in humility and repentance and ask God to intervene. The Response will be a historic gathering of people from across the nation to pray and fast for America
Does that seem like that statement of a rational person? Since most of America is Christian, they probably agree. But for those of the religious community who have some sense, this should be viewed as madness. Perry isn’t just calling on the people of Texas to come together and pray for our problems to magically disappear, he wants all of America to come as well. He wants the entire country, or as much as he can fit into his stadium, to be there to canonize giving the finger to the Constitution!
Honestly, one can’t be funny about this. One cannot sit in a place and try and rationalize this kind of thing, because this is beyond any kind of humor. Not only is this unConstitutional and annoying, it is just sad. There are real problems facing this country right now. And saying that we should just stop trying to make human effort and simply put all of this in the hands of a some invisible supreme being is just madness! I’m not dogging on people who have faith, I am dogging on abandoning sense, and reason, and rationality, and the drive to make the world a better place.
Texas has a really bad history of having some really bad laws go down. They have had laws making sodomy a felony, along with gay marriage. Something so stupid and so bigoted that it hurts. They have made repeated threats of seceding from the Union (if only they would. Anybody want to take bets on how long before they came crawling back?). As Bill Maher put it, “they wanted to be their own country, and perhaps they should have been.” What else can you say?
What people believe in is their business. That is a right given to this country that should never be contested. As much as I have a problem with people who say that just because something is in the Constitution, that immediately makes it right, this is an area that I think should never be contested. However, we also must recognize that coming out openly and saying that America is a Christian nation, and that God, the Christian God, is the only way our problems will be solved is insulting to everybody who has a different opinion. And honestly, that is what the First Amendment was made to protect – the different opinions.
The mob has never needed protection. The majority doesn’t need an Amendment to protect them. The minority does. The minority needs to be protected from craziness. But people are ignoring the idea that people should be left alone if they believe differently. If they believe in a different god than you do, leave them alone. Telling the rest of the world that we are of one mind about things is a slap in the face of what this country was founded for – tolerance and acceptance. Of course, don’t say that in Texas. You’d probably get hanged.